Funny SMS

Baloon mein hath phair kar us ne kaha "PARVEEN'
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Head & Shoulder
Ya
Pantene.
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Nargis se ek programe mein kisi ne
sawal poocha:
aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya
karti hain????
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Nargis sharmatey howey:
apney gar jati hoon.
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"Nice Patriotic story"

1 pakistani, jo pakistan se nafrat
karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja
se pakistan ko galyan deta tha.

us pe 1 din bijle ki taar giri.

wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha




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light chali gayi.
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pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi
se

bola


Pakistan Zindabad...
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wo maza takhat mein hai na taj mein hai
na wo maza puri dunya k raj mein hai
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na wo maza kisi b khazane mein hai
jo maza tatton ko khujany mein hai
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Ek ameer larki ko school mein
ek garib khandan pe essay likhney ko mila

us ne likha.
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ESSAY:
Ek garib khandan tha, baap garib,
maa garib, bachay garib.
khandan mein 4 nokar the, wo b garib,
Car b toti hui accord thi, unka garib driver
bachon ko usi toti car mein school char k
aata tha
bachon k paas puraney N95 mobile thy.
bachey hafte mein 3 bar hi chicken khatay thy.
gar mein sirf 4 2nd hand A.C. thy.

sara khandan bari mushkil se
guzara kar raha tha......
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Wife to Husband:
Subah Fayaz sahib office jatey howe
apni wife ko pappi karte hain.

aap ka dil nahi karta??

Husband:
Dil tu karta hai,
Laikin FAYAZ sahib se darr
lagta hai.........
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yadon ki purani haveli k bund
kamrey main mitti sey bhari
tasweer k peechey lage jaaly main
bethi makree ki dum par bethy
machar ki qasam



"I MISS U"
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2 punjabi titanic film dekh rahe thay,
film khatam hoi tu kehne lage,
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Le das ay ki film hoi?
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Film khatam ho gai per
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Sultan Rahi nahi aaya.
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Wo tanha Andhera mein bethi,

Ghanto intzar karti hai uska,

Dil se subuh sham yaad karti hai usko,

Bhule se bhi bhula nahi pati usko,

Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,

or wo Zor se chillai,



Light i....
Light i...
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Ustaad: Grammer Parhatey huwey,
Anwar larkium mein dilchaspi nahi rakhta,


Btao iss jumley mein ANWAR kya hai.

Shagird: Janab iss mein ANWAR pathan hai.