Cute SMS

"1 RUPIYA Lakh nahi hota"

magar phir b
1 RUPIYA lakh se nikal jye
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to....
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wo lakh nahi rehta!!!!!!!!
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yaad rahe..
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hum b aap k lakhon doston mein
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bus wohi
1 RUPIYA hain.!!!!!!!
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Poetry SMS

Na mile kisi ka sath tu hum ko yaad krna,
Tanhai jo satye tu hum se baat karna,

khushian bantne ko tum dost 1000 rakhna,
Ghum bantney ho tu bus hum ko yaad rakhna..

FARAZ SMS

wo sotey sotey uth gaya FARAZ
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shayed kisi ney us ki gand mein ungli di ho gi.
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Bhoolti nahi vo raat aj b mujhe FARAZ,
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mooli k parathey kha k unhoon ne
mahul badal dia....
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1942 ki aalmi jang mein agley morchey
mein taainat Urdu k mashhoor shyer Ahmed FARAZ
ne 1 Sher kaha
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Tar Tar Tar Dhiz Dhiz FARAZ,

Dhaz Toooouuuunnnn BHADHAZZZZZzzzz
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"Wo kis k paas rehta tha
doston ka hujoom FARAZ".....
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suna hai kal raat us ki behan bhag gai.....
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Mehfil mein sab ki nazar aap per thi FARAZ,
aur aap ki khushi ka thikana na tha.
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Jab aap ne nazrein jhuka kar dekha tu,
Aap ki taangon mein pajam na tha...
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Ek dour mein apna bhi chaka chak
khara hota the FARAZ,
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Bus LUX k repper per lagi photo ne
humein barbaad kar diya....
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Itni raat ko sona acha nahi FARAZ,




sexy terey khawab hain kuch tu khayal kar...
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"Hum ko tu Londey Bazi ki aadar nahi thee.....
FARAZ ",
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Bas aap ko dekhtey hi pathan honey
ko jee chahta hai...!!!
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~ Sochta hoon kabi teri gaand main
utar kar dekh loon "FARAZ"
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"koi keera hai jo tuje chein lene nahi deta....!

Adult SMS

"BUND" marwaney k 5 tareeke
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ONE ?
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TWO ?
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THREE ?
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FOUR ?
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FIVE ?
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SALAY
TU NE MARWANI HAI JO DHOOND RAHA HAI
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Admi molvi sahib se:

Molvi sahib masla kharra ho gya hai!!!!

Molvi sahib:
ASTAGFIRULLAH

Admi: kion kya howa

Molvi sahib: Arey maslo gay tu khara
to ho ga hee
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Paisa gand ki tarah hai
Hota sab k paas hai dena koi nahi chahta
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or mashwara lund ki tarah hai..
dena sab chahtey hain lena koi nahi chahta
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Kid: ammi aaj abu ne muj se kaha anty ko bethne k liye apni jagah dedo

Mom: tu phir tum ne jagah di?

Kid: No...

Mom: Kion?

Kid: Mein tu khud abu ki goad mein betha tha
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kisi k samney shalwar mat utarna a FARAZ
Mint mein sab pathan ban jate hain.

Kisi ko choudne se koi mar nahi jata.
han magar chalney k ANDAZ badal jate hain.
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Girlfriend: I am pregnant.

Boyfriend: are you sure that it's mine.

Girl started crying and said:
Sab log agar aisa kahein ge tu mein
kahan jaon gi....
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Wife: GAJAR or MOOLI lamga lena..
Husb: nahi loonga, tum is ka ghalat istimal karo gi.


Wife: tume kion dard ho rha hay?
tumhari gaand mein thori dalongi...
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Teacher: LOVE kesey hota hai??
Student: Sir G
"L" ko Pakkar k,
"O" ko daba k,
"V" mein dalo, jab
"E" ki awaz aaye tu samjo

k "LOVE" ho gaye!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl to shopkeeper:

Zara sandle dikhana..

Shopkeeper: madam konsa no.

Girl: 36 no.

Shopkeeper:

Jao baji jao ghar se soch k nikla
karo k kiya lena hai.
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FILL IN THE BLANKS

-----LAND-----PAR------CHOOT !!

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any idea?
NO!

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Dont' think wierd !!
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answer is
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR 50% CHOOT !!
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Ik umer ho gai dil ki kitab main,
Kuch khushk pholon k siwa kuch na raha.
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Lun tu chala gaya kisi ki gaan main.
Ab bahir tatton k siwa kuch na raha.
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A girl to his Boyfriend:

Kya tum mere liye Farhaad ki
tarah dhood ki nehrain nahi nikaal sakte?

Boy; Kion nahi tum zara apni
qameez tu utaro..

Funny SMS

Baloon mein hath phair kar us ne kaha "PARVEEN'
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Head & Shoulder
Ya
Pantene.
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Nargis se ek programe mein kisi ne
sawal poocha:
aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya
karti hain????
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Nargis sharmatey howey:
apney gar jati hoon.
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"Nice Patriotic story"

1 pakistani, jo pakistan se nafrat
karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja
se pakistan ko galyan deta tha.

us pe 1 din bijle ki taar giri.

wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha




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light chali gayi.
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pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi
se

bola


Pakistan Zindabad...
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wo maza takhat mein hai na taj mein hai
na wo maza puri dunya k raj mein hai
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na wo maza kisi b khazane mein hai
jo maza tatton ko khujany mein hai
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Ek ameer larki ko school mein
ek garib khandan pe essay likhney ko mila

us ne likha.
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ESSAY:
Ek garib khandan tha, baap garib,
maa garib, bachay garib.
khandan mein 4 nokar the, wo b garib,
Car b toti hui accord thi, unka garib driver
bachon ko usi toti car mein school char k
aata tha
bachon k paas puraney N95 mobile thy.
bachey hafte mein 3 bar hi chicken khatay thy.
gar mein sirf 4 2nd hand A.C. thy.

sara khandan bari mushkil se
guzara kar raha tha......
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Wife to Husband:
Subah Fayaz sahib office jatey howe
apni wife ko pappi karte hain.

aap ka dil nahi karta??

Husband:
Dil tu karta hai,
Laikin FAYAZ sahib se darr
lagta hai.........
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yadon ki purani haveli k bund
kamrey main mitti sey bhari
tasweer k peechey lage jaaly main
bethi makree ki dum par bethy
machar ki qasam



"I MISS U"
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2 punjabi titanic film dekh rahe thay,
film khatam hoi tu kehne lage,
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Le das ay ki film hoi?
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Film khatam ho gai per
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Sultan Rahi nahi aaya.
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Wo tanha Andhera mein bethi,

Ghanto intzar karti hai uska,

Dil se subuh sham yaad karti hai usko,

Bhule se bhi bhula nahi pati usko,

Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,

or wo Zor se chillai,



Light i....
Light i...
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Ustaad: Grammer Parhatey huwey,
Anwar larkium mein dilchaspi nahi rakhta,


Btao iss jumley mein ANWAR kya hai.

Shagird: Janab iss mein ANWAR pathan hai.

Islamic SMS

HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN (R.A)
NE FARMAYA

"sab se behter wo shakhs hai
jo aisy logon se acha salook kare jin
se usey koi (umeed) no ho".
SUBHAN ALLAH.....
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"Insan dukh nahi deta, insanon se wabasta ummeedain dukh deti hain"

(Hazrat ALI R.A)
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NABI PAK (PBUH) ka irshad ahi jo shakhs is baat ki
parwah nahi karta k woh kahan se maal kamata hai
ALLAH-TA-ALA us ki parwah nahi kare ge k us ko kahan
se DOZAKH mein dakhil kare..
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QOL-E-HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

MOMIN k liye har wo din Eid ki tarha hia,
jis din wo KHUDA ki koi NA FARMANI nahi karta
aur apne nafs ko gunnah se dour rakhta hai.

Good Morning SMS

Utha le re Maula,
utha le..
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Mere ko nahi re,
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Mere dost ko uthale..
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Uper nahi re baba,
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so raha hai,
neend se utha le...
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Good Morning :-