tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29605836025669956472011-04-21T17:56:47.860-07:00Lucky Free SMSazamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-16601856630855742422008-09-04T00:12:00.000-07:002008-09-04T00:14:51.276-07:00Cute SMS"1 RUPIYA Lakh nahi hota"<br /><br />magar phir b<br />1 RUPIYA lakh se nikal jye<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />to....<br />.<br />wo lakh nahi rehta!!!!!!!!<br />.<br />.<br />yaad rahe..<br />.<br />.<br />hum b aap k lakhon doston mein<br />.<br />.<br />bus wohi<br />1 RUPIYA hain.!!!!!!!<br />________________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-1660185663085574242?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-72001678884126008762008-08-31T23:49:00.000-07:002008-08-31T23:51:38.664-07:00Poetry SMSNa mile kisi ka sath tu hum ko yaad krna,<br />Tanhai jo satye tu hum se baat karna,<br /><br />khushian bantne ko tum dost 1000 rakhna,<br />Ghum bantney ho tu bus hum ko yaad rakhna..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-7200167888412600876?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-68878178009206810382008-08-31T23:30:00.000-07:002008-09-04T00:26:34.123-07:00FARAZ SMSwo sotey sotey uth gaya FARAZ<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />shayed kisi ney us ki gand mein ungli di ho gi.<br />______________________________________<br /><br />Bhoolti nahi vo raat aj b mujhe FARAZ,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />mooli k parathey kha k unhoon ne<br />mahul badal dia....<br />_______________________<br /><br />1942 ki aalmi jang mein agley morchey<br />mein taainat Urdu k mashhoor shyer Ahmed FARAZ<br />ne 1 Sher kaha<br />.<br />.<br />Tar Tar Tar Dhiz Dhiz FARAZ,<br /><br />Dhaz Toooouuuunnnn BHADHAZZZZZzzzz<br />_________________________<br /><br />"Wo kis k paas rehta tha<br />doston ka hujoom FARAZ".....<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />suna hai kal raat us ki behan bhag gai.....<br />__________________________<br /><br />Mehfil mein sab ki nazar aap per thi FARAZ,<br />aur aap ki khushi ka thikana na tha.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Jab aap ne nazrein jhuka kar dekha tu,<br />Aap ki taangon mein pajam na tha...<br />_________________________<br /><br />Ek dour mein apna bhi chaka chak<br />khara hota the FARAZ,<br />:<br />:<br />:<br />:<br />Bus LUX k repper per lagi photo ne<br />humein barbaad kar diya....<br />________________________<br /><br />Itni raat ko sona acha nahi FARAZ,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />sexy terey khawab hain kuch tu khayal kar...<br />________________________<br /><br />"Hum ko tu Londey Bazi ki aadar nahi thee.....<br />FARAZ ",<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bas aap ko dekhtey hi pathan honey<br />ko jee chahta hai...!!!<br />_______________________<br /><br />~ Sochta hoon kabi teri gaand main<br />utar kar dekh loon "FARAZ"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"koi keera hai jo tuje chein lene nahi deta....!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-6887817800920681038?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-85968101698635815832008-08-31T23:21:00.000-07:002008-09-04T00:22:32.288-07:00Adult SMS"BUND" marwaney k 5 tareeke<br />.<br />.<br />ONE ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />TWO ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />THREE ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />FOUR ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />FIVE ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />SALAY<br />TU NE MARWANI HAI JO DHOOND RAHA HAI<br />__________________________________<br /><br />Admi molvi sahib se:<br /><br />Molvi sahib masla kharra ho gya hai!!!!<br /><br />Molvi sahib:<br />ASTAGFIRULLAH<br /><br />Admi: kion kya howa<br /><br />Molvi sahib: Arey maslo gay tu khara<br />to ho ga hee<br />______________________________<br /><br />Paisa gand ki tarah hai<br />Hota sab k paas hai dena koi nahi chahta<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />or mashwara lund ki tarah hai..<br />dena sab chahtey hain lena koi nahi chahta<br />____________________________________<br /><br /><br />Kid: ammi aaj abu ne muj se kaha anty ko bethne k liye apni jagah dedo<br /><br />Mom: tu phir tum ne jagah di?<br /><br />Kid: No...<br /><br />Mom: Kion?<br /><br />Kid: Mein tu khud abu ki goad mein betha tha<br />_________________________________<br /><br />kisi k samney shalwar mat utarna a FARAZ<br />Mint mein sab pathan ban jate hain.<br /><br />Kisi ko choudne se koi mar nahi jata.<br />han magar chalney k ANDAZ badal jate hain.<br />_________________________________<br /><br />Girlfriend: I am pregnant.<br /><br />Boyfriend: are you sure that it's mine.<br /><br />Girl started crying and said:<br />Sab log agar aisa kahein ge tu mein<br />kahan jaon gi....<br />______________________________<br /><br />Wife: GAJAR or MOOLI lamga lena..<br />Husb: nahi loonga, tum is ka ghalat istimal karo gi.<br /><br /><br />Wife: tume kion dard ho rha hay?<br />tumhari gaand mein thori dalongi...<br />_____________________________<br /><br />Teacher: LOVE kesey hota hai??<br />Student: Sir G<br />"L" ko Pakkar k,<br />"O" ko daba k,<br />"V" mein dalo, jab<br />"E" ki awaz aaye tu samjo<br /><br />k "LOVE" ho gaye!!!!!!!!!!!<br />____________________________<br /><br />Girl to shopkeeper:<br /><br />Zara sandle dikhana..<br /><br />Shopkeeper: madam konsa no.<br /><br />Girl: 36 no.<br /><br />Shopkeeper:<br /><br />Jao baji jao ghar se soch k nikla<br />karo k kiya lena hai.<br />________________________<br /><br />FILL IN THE BLANKS<br /><br />-----LAND-----PAR------CHOOT !!<br /><br />.<br /><br />any idea?<br />NO!<br /><br />.<br /><br />Dont' think wierd !!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />answer is<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />PTCL LAND LINE PAR 50% CHOOT !!<br />__________________________<br /><br />Ik umer ho gai dil ki kitab main,<br />Kuch khushk pholon k siwa kuch na raha.<br />.<br />.<br />Lun tu chala gaya kisi ki gaan main.<br />Ab bahir tatton k siwa kuch na raha.<br />__________________________<br /><br />A girl to his Boyfriend:<br /><br />Kya tum mere liye Farhaad ki<br />tarah dhood ki nehrain nahi nikaal sakte?<br /><br />Boy; Kion nahi tum zara apni<br />qameez tu utaro..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-8596810169863581583?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-69303278803554978482008-08-31T23:15:00.000-07:002008-09-04T00:29:11.461-07:00Funny SMSBaloon mein hath phair kar us ne kaha "PARVEEN'<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Head & Shoulder<br />Ya<br />Pantene.<br />___________________________________<br /><br />Nargis se ek programe mein kisi ne<br />sawal poocha:<br />aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya<br />karti hain????<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Nargis sharmatey howey:<br />apney gar jati hoon.<br />___________________________________<br /><br />"Nice Patriotic story"<br /><br />1 pakistani, jo pakistan se nafrat<br />karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja<br />se pakistan ko galyan deta tha.<br /><br />us pe 1 din bijle ki taar giri.<br /><br />wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />k<br /><br /><br /><br />light chali gayi.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi<br />se<br /><br />bola<br /><br /><br />Pakistan Zindabad...<br />_____________________________<br /><br />wo maza takhat mein hai na taj mein hai<br />na wo maza puri dunya k raj mein hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />na wo maza kisi b khazane mein hai<br />jo maza tatton ko khujany mein hai<br />______________________________<br /><br />Ek ameer larki ko school mein<br />ek garib khandan pe essay likhney ko mila<br /><br />us ne likha.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />ESSAY:<br />Ek garib khandan tha, baap garib,<br />maa garib, bachay garib.<br />khandan mein 4 nokar the, wo b garib,<br />Car b toti hui accord thi, unka garib driver<br />bachon ko usi toti car mein school char k<br />aata tha<br />bachon k paas puraney N95 mobile thy.<br />bachey hafte mein 3 bar hi chicken khatay thy.<br />gar mein sirf 4 2nd hand A.C. thy.<br /><br />sara khandan bari mushkil se<br />guzara kar raha tha......<br />___________________________________<br /><br />Wife to Husband:<br />Subah Fayaz sahib office jatey howe<br />apni wife ko pappi karte hain.<br /><br />aap ka dil nahi karta??<br /><br />Husband:<br />Dil tu karta hai,<br />Laikin FAYAZ sahib se darr<br />lagta hai.........<br />______________________________<br /><br />yadon ki purani haveli k bund<br />kamrey main mitti sey bhari<br />tasweer k peechey lage jaaly main<br />bethi makree ki dum par bethy<br />machar ki qasam<br /><br /><br /><br />"I MISS U"<br />_______________________<br />2 punjabi titanic film dekh rahe thay,<br />film khatam hoi tu kehne lage,<br />:<br />Le das ay ki film hoi?<br />:<br />Film khatam ho gai per<br />:<br />Sultan Rahi nahi aaya.<br />______________________<br /><br />Wo tanha Andhera mein bethi,<br /><br />Ghanto intzar karti hai uska,<br /><br />Dil se subuh sham yaad karti hai usko,<br /><br />Bhule se bhi bhula nahi pati usko,<br /><br />Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,<br /><br />or wo Zor se chillai,<br /><br /><br /><br />Light i....<br />Light i...<br />_______________________<br /><br />Ustaad: Grammer Parhatey huwey,<br />Anwar larkium mein dilchaspi nahi rakhta,<br /><br /><br />Btao iss jumley mein ANWAR kya hai.<br /><br />Shagird: Janab iss mein ANWAR pathan hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-6930327880355497848?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-34172002405427746742008-08-31T23:12:00.000-07:002008-09-03T00:30:28.725-07:00Islamic SMSHAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN (R.A)<br />NE FARMAYA<br /><br />"sab se behter wo shakhs hai<br />jo aisy logon se acha salook kare jin<br />se usey koi (umeed) no ho".<br />SUBHAN ALLAH.....<br />______________________<br /><br />"Insan dukh nahi deta, insanon se wabasta ummeedain dukh deti hain"<br /><br />(Hazrat ALI R.A)<br />____________________________<br /><br />NABI PAK (PBUH) ka irshad ahi jo shakhs is baat ki<br />parwah nahi karta k woh kahan se maal kamata hai<br />ALLAH-TA-ALA us ki parwah nahi kare ge k us ko kahan<br />se DOZAKH mein dakhil kare..<br />____________________________<br /><br />QOL-E-HAZRAT ALI (R.A)<br /><br />MOMIN k liye har wo din Eid ki tarha hia,<br />jis din wo KHUDA ki koi NA FARMANI nahi karta<br />aur apne nafs ko gunnah se dour rakhta hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-3417200240542774674?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2960583602566995647.post-18492602253576199342008-08-31T23:08:00.000-07:002008-08-31T23:11:42.837-07:00Good Morning SMSUtha le re Maula,<br />utha le..<br />:<br />:<br />Mere ko nahi re,<br />:<br />:<br />Mere dost ko uthale..<br />:<br />:<br />Uper nahi re baba,<br />:<br />:<br />so raha hai,<br />neend se utha le...<br />:<br />:<br />Good Morning :-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2960583602566995647-1849260225357619934?l=luckyfreesms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>azamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981917158456264256noreply@blogger.com0